-Well dear, I replaced the broken fan in the dining room. What should I do with it?
-Ehh, jank it in the front yard. Someone will want it.

Submitted by Lennon
Washington D.C.

-Honey, is the cilantro still good?

-Nah, it’s janked. 

Anonymous veggie drawer
San Francisco, CA 

My deeelicious lunch today. From the very swanky Fojol Bros. of Merlindia. They call their curbside truck a “traveling culinary carnival.” With disco funk jams and wizard like garments they might really make you think you’re in a far away land, even on a rainy day. Anybody else seen them around DC?

Submitted by Jason.

Three feet and some gravity really janked up my phone’s screen.
The sidewalk was an accomplice.

Los Angeles, CA

How you swank out a school bus.

At Electric Zoo on Randall’s Island, NYC.

Submitted by Jason.

OK, yeah, I get it. You’re lyke so tired from waiting in line in this Verizon store. I don’t blame you. This place sucks. But it’s really janky of you to sprawl out on that seat and loudly complain about your psychology quiz while me and five other angry people have to stand. 

Glendale, CA

The jankiest convenience store ever.

Sammamish, WA

Swank check? I mean, price check?

Submitted by Alex G.

Hey my dearest brother, uh, I’ve got to tell you something about your dog that I’m taking care of while you’re away. Bran dug a tuna can out of the recycling and well, he really janked his teeth into it. Parts of it seem to be missing. Should I take him to the vet?

San Francisco, CA

What’s swankier than a sparkling wine flight? Uh, NOTHING.

Seattle, WA

I didn’t even know this kind of car jank was possible.

Los Angeles, CA

Just when you thought Facebook was losing its swank…. Bob Dylan posts a status update!

Someone did a janky job arranging the mannequins. 

Santa Monica, CA.

Steal the radio, jank the dashboard. 

Swanky Monopoly piece shower curtain rings.  Do not pass go, do not collect $200 on your way to the shower.

New York, NY